Channel your inner Wookie!
Need help with social distancing? Just listen to Wookie’s rules. And join Wookie’s human for an online workshop on CU exercises for social distancing.
1) stay home. The backyard is amazing. Enjoy it. The couch is comfy, settle in- and don’t let Gael get your spot. But watch out, the lump under the blanket is angry- avoid that area as it bites.
2) make your human train you. They has nothing else to do. Now is the time to work on this and make them give you all the cookies. Sad faces and dramatic signs help remind the human that you have needs.
3) get plenty of exercise. Daily walks and runs at least four times a week. Scream loudly “social distancing bitches” at anyone you see and insist on at least a 20’ distance between you and them. And don’t forget to demand cookies from the human. Being in charge of social distancing is hard and you need to be paid. A lot. Humans are stupid and appear to be drawn to each other like magnets. Only you can prevent that- insist on ALL THE SOCIAL DISTANCE! Scream it as loudly as needed to get through stupid humans head that they need to stay away.
Note: humans do not seem to like being screamed at. They will do things like sign you up for CU to make you less reactive. Help them understand that it’s for their own good and enjoy CU- you get all the cookies and bonus you get to tell your human how far away you want everyone to stay from you and your human.
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Notes on how this will work:
I will offer four 30-45 minute videos covering CU concepts and how you can work on them during this time of Social DIstancing. Each working spot may upload videos of their own for feedback, all participants may ask questions. This will be hosted in a private fb group
$75 for four video sessions plus feedback, working spot
$45 for four video sessions without feedback, auditing spot
Starts Friday March 27- select that date on the calendar below and pick which option you prefer